Posts Tagged ‘funny’

  1. Kitten Dreams

    December 6, 2011 by JillyBean

    Last night I was feeling a bit stressed out from work so I decided to snuggled Pothole for a little bit, because, as the saying goes:

     

     

     

     

    She was on my bed so I laid next to her, and the heated pad was on so I dozed off for a little bit.

    And I swear, as my head laid next to hers, I DREAMED HER DREAMS!

    At this point you may think I am crazy but here is what I dreamed:

    • that I was biting people with wild abandon (not mauling them, just biting as kitties do…)
    • these water glitter bouncy balls were bouncing all over and I was having a blast playing with them
    • Someone was in the kitchen pouring bags of goldfish (like you get from the petstore) on the ground.

    Now you tell me those aren’t fantastical kitty dreams!!  Regardless of their source, I did feel 100 times better when I woke back up :)

    Pothole is a cat that is made to be hugged - she is just built for squeezing!

     

     


  2. Adventures in cat ownership

    July 3, 2011 by JillyBean

    Recently K and I were working from home. He had taken a phone call, when I hear him tell the caller to hold on a second.

    “I think I hear a kitty screaming, can you go check?”  he says to me

    Now let me tell you that our kitties scream all the time, usually about nothing. I have actually seen them scream so much that they need to stop to take a drink of water before they can continue screaming.

    So I did find this a  little weird and my first thought was that he heard them fighting with the stray cat that sometimes wanders by our house.

    When I went downstairs though I heard a distressed squeak that sounded like Pothole.  So I called her name :

    “Pothole?”
    “Meow!” she answered me

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I looked around but didn’t see her anywhere so I called again

    “Pothole?”
    “Meow!”

    It seems to be coming from the refrigerator so I look at her usual hiding places – on top of the fridge, by the garage door, on top of the cabinets – and I don’t see her anywhere.

    At this point I am starting to get a little panicked since I can’t see her right away.

    “Pothole?”
    “Meow!”
    “Pothole!”
    “Meow!”
    “POTHOLE?”
    “MEOW!”
    “POTHOLE!”
    “MEOW!”

    Although this game of Kitty Marco-Polo is amusing, I’m getting more worried wondering where she actually is.  It sounds like its coming from the fridge but she’s not on top and there is no room on the sides or bottom for her to get back there.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Then I have an idea! When I was younger one of my family’s cats wandered into the refrigerator while we were getting out some food and subsequently got locked in. So I assume thats what happened to Pothole.

    I open up both the refrigerator doors and pull out the freezer.  I don’t see her (a 13lb cat in our refrigerator would have been obvious) but it doesn’t stop me from repeating the game of Marco-Polo by yelling into our open refrigerator – albeit a little more frantically this time.

    “POTHOLE!”
    “MEOW!”
    “POTHOLE!”
    “MEOW!”
    “POTHOLE!”
    “MEOW!”

    It’s been about five minutes since this all started and I can’t find Pothole and I’m all out of ideas. K must have heard the rising panic in my voice because he called down.

    “Do I need to come down there?”
    “Yes! I don’t know where Pothole is!”

    He hangs up the phone, comes downstairs and rounds to corner to see me yelling my cat’s name into an open refrigerator and he bursts into laughter.

    I, however, am not amused.

    While still giggling at me, he pulls out the refrigerator to release a very perturbed Pothole. How she got behind there I don’t really understand since there is literally a 6″ gap to the back of our refrigerator and the only place she could have accessed it from had lots of stuff in the way.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Somehow she managed to get stuck and totally upset my morning. Ahh kitties…what would we do without them :)


  3. Tom’s got some explaining to do!

    December 10, 2010 by JillyBean

    So for whatever reason I get the National Geographic Holiday Catalog.
    Not sure what I donated to or signed up for that got me this but I don’t mind – it makes me feel sophisticated.

    I imagine it like
    “For Buffy and Jeeves I got matching hand knitted sweaters made by Himalayan Sherpas”,
    as I drink tea with my pinky finger out.

    Anyways, as I was paging through I noticed that on page 58 Tom got this lovely puzzle from Debs for his birthday:

    But then on page 65 he got this other puzzle from Beth:

    Hmmm, seems like someone has been playing both sides of the fence!

    How do I know its the same Tom? What other Tom do you know that likes puzzles??