Loading ...
Recent Comments
- Mommy on Modeling Measles!
- Mommy on and then I was like “vroom vroom vroom”
- Mommy on Deer of DOOM!
- Mommy on Scare Tactics
- Mommy on So I (tried) to read 50 Shades of Grey
Tags
bathroom banter
bicycle
biking
boat
Book Review
cars
cats
celebration
charity
community
cooking
epic battles
exercise
family
fashion
festivals
fitness
food
funny
games
holidays
kids
motorcycle
music
nails
news
politics
polls
religion
riding
romance
sailing
science
seasons fall
shoes
shopping
technology
television
unicorn
vacation
web
weird
wildlife
wine
xmas

Pegasus. Cuz it can fly, sucka!
Pegasi!
Unicorns FTW – they can stab stoopid pegasi with their horn!
Why have CENTAURS been left out of this poll? They are truly the logical masters of the Equine hybrid genus. Although why are female Centaurs never shown? Are they immortals, with no need for breeding mates? Are they the “Village People” of the mystical world? How would you dress a Centaur? like Porky Pig?(jacket but no pants?)and if pants, covering front legs or back?(Hopefully hiding their “junk”)and can they stand on their back legs (Dressage style) awesome!!!
The pegasus would attack from above, smash the stupid horn with a switf kick to the face and then rip out that nasty Fabio hair to knit a hand bag.
Then it would send the hand bag to the unicorns kids with a note: “A gift from the lame unicorn.”
Then it would drop water balloons on those same kids from 15 stories up. Why? Because it’s a f*****ng pegasus and it pwns.