Does this discount card make me look old?

My AARP cards arrived in the mail today – time to start raking in the discount!!!!!

So what this tells me is my online browsing and buying habits have pegged me as over 50 – super.  I did check the AARP discounts site and my first thought was “these are all deals for old people” but I guess discounts at Denny’s and the Geek Squad are what I have to look forward to in my future.