Jul 3, 2011 | General Chit-Chat |
Recently K and I were working from home. He had taken a phone call, when I hear him tell the caller to hold on a second.
“I think I hear a kitty screaming, can you go check?” he says to me
Now let me tell you that our kitties scream all the time, usually about nothing. I have actually seen them scream so much that they need to stop to take a drink of water before they can continue screaming.
So I did find this a little weird and my first thought was that he heard them fighting with the stray cat that sometimes wanders by our house.
When I went downstairs though I heard a distressed squeak that sounded like Pothole. So I called her name :
“Pothole?”
“Meow!” she answered me

I looked around but didn’t see her anywhere so I called again
“Pothole?”
“Meow!”
It seems to be coming from the refrigerator so I look at her usual hiding places – on top of the fridge, by the garage door, on top of the cabinets – and I don’t see her anywhere.
At this point I am starting to get a little panicked since I can’t see her right away.
“Pothole?”
“Meow!”
“Pothole!”
“Meow!”
“POTHOLE?”
“MEOW!”
“POTHOLE!”
“MEOW!”
Although this game of Kitty Marco-Polo is amusing, I’m getting more worried wondering where she actually is. It sounds like its coming from the fridge but she’s not on top and there is no room on the sides or bottom for her to get back there.

Then I have an idea! When I was younger one of my family’s cats wandered into the refrigerator while we were getting out some food and subsequently got locked in. So I assume thats what happened to Pothole.
I open up both the refrigerator doors and pull out the freezer. I don’t see her (a 13lb cat in our refrigerator would have been obvious) but it doesn’t stop me from repeating the game of Marco-Polo by yelling into our open refrigerator – albeit a little more frantically this time.
“POTHOLE!”
“MEOW!”
“POTHOLE!”
“MEOW!”
“POTHOLE!”
“MEOW!”
It’s been about five minutes since this all started and I can’t find Pothole and I’m all out of ideas. K must have heard the rising panic in my voice because he called down.
“Do I need to come down there?”
“Yes! I don’t know where Pothole is!”
He hangs up the phone, comes downstairs and rounds to corner to see me yelling my cat’s name into an open refrigerator and he bursts into laughter.
I, however, am not amused.
While still giggling at me, he pulls out the refrigerator to release a very perturbed Pothole. How she got behind there I don’t really understand since there is literally a 6″ gap to the back of our refrigerator and the only place she could have accessed it from had lots of stuff in the way.

Somehow she managed to get stuck and totally upset my morning. Ahh kitties…what would we do without them 🙂
Apr 3, 2011 | General Chit-Chat, Holidays, Philsophy |
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Chicks, Ducks, and Bunnies
One look makes my mouth pucker
My face is sweating
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Some like the blue ones
Others like purple the best
No one likes the pink
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Don’t inhale, just chew
The dust will get in your lungs
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?
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Until I get sores
I will keep eating Chicks
Ducks and Bunnies too
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Sugar high today
Eating candy makes me laugh
The ducks talk to me
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Feb 6, 2011 | General Chit-Chat |
So as you can tell I decided to move to WordPress – so far so good. I got it installed and a template picked and most of the options setup – yay! I also got all the old posts transferred over and am going to start working on the replys. I think I can do this just by posting as a guest and using your emails – so don’t be surprised if you appear on this site but don’t remember visiting here before 🙂

I have some posts ready to go so once I finish the transition there should be a goodly amount of new and exciting material to read. I also think WordPress will be an easier medium going forward so it won’t be that difficult to keep up on new posts. I configured an email-to-post addon too so I am excited to try it out! I am also looking into a facebook connector so when I do get a new post up it will automatically update my facebook status. For now you can subscribe to the RSS feed so you will never miss one of my genius thoughts!

I wanted a good picture for this first post on the new site – one that really defines “me” so obviously I searched for “Unicorn and Cats” and there are a surprising amount of cat + unicorn pictures on the internet. I couldn’t pick just one so I hope you enjoy the mini gallery of this post. Also – let me know what you think of the awesome screw-like horn on the Unicorn below. Those two are obviously a Pegasus-killing team!! Go Team Kittycorn!

Anyway – talk to yall soon!
Jan 25, 2011 | General Chit-Chat |
I have some new blogs ready to post but I have been holding off while I make a decision about this site.
I’m thinking of moving this blog from SMF (which is an awesome message board system) to WordPress which from what I hear from friends is great for straight blogging – which is more of what I do here anyway. It should allow me to keep the site more up to date – both in terms of blogs and patches and allow the use of some pretty cool mods. I am looking forward most to an easy to use and install spam control which should decrease the amount of time I am in here deleteing posts and increase the amount of time I can actually post new blogs.
I do want to give a shout out to SMF because I love there system and if I ever need a forum system (which, with the amount of video games I play will happen sooner rather then later) I will be sure to choose them. Its just a little bigger then I need right now.
If I do switch I am going to try and save the blog posts and responses. At the very least I will be able to save the posts but lose the responses that you guys made. The polls will probably be lost since I’m not sure how to migrate those but that might be okay, since the Unicorn vs Pegasus Poll was obviously hacked (there is NO way a pegasus is better than a unicorn!!)
So stay tuned guys, I hope to be up and running on a new system in the next week or two. I appreciate your continued support!

Dec 10, 2010 | Current Events, General Chit-Chat |
So for whatever reason I get the National Geographic Holiday Catalog.
Not sure what I donated to or signed up for that got me this but I don’t mind – it makes me feel sophisticated.
I imagine it like
“For Buffy and Jeeves I got matching hand knitted sweaters made by Himalayan Sherpas”,
as I drink tea with my pinky finger out.

Anyways, as I was paging through I noticed that on page 58 Tom got this lovely puzzle from Debs for his birthday:

But then on page 65 he got this other puzzle from Beth:

Hmmm, seems like someone has been playing both sides of the fence!
How do I know its the same Tom? What other Tom do you know that likes puzzles??
Oct 31, 2010 | Bright Ideas, Current Events, General Chit-Chat |
When we first got our apartment I had big dreams of being the friendly apartment who handed out candy to all the kids. Sadly, no one trick-or-treated in our apartment complex so we had to eat the candy ourselves. (We actually ended up returning a lot of it too)
So when we bought our house I was super excited to actually have trick-or-treaters!! I always loved going out as a kid, then sorting and counting my haul later. (I never really ate the candy as a kid, just sorted and counted…)
K also had fond memories of trick-or-treating when he was a kid. He was in a more rural area so he especially remembered the houses that would give out full size candy bars. So we decided that’s what we wanted to do.
The first year we gave out full sized bars it was a huge hit. Kids were all very excited, some to the point of changing costumes and coming back a second time. (Yes these were the teenagers). The next year we did it again and we were already developing our reputation. We’d hand out the bars and the kids would tell their friends “see I told you!”. Excellent!! The third year K actually had to run out halfway to buy more since we were such a popular house!
So the fourth year we decided to up the ante to KING SIZED bars. I’ve never heard such squeals of delight from both boys and girls. We even got a few parents who came up to the house to get in on the action. So here we are, year #5 and the king sized bars are back! There is no greater joy then watching a kid walk away from your house screaming “Look Dad its KING-SIZED!”

Now a lot of planning goes into pulling something like this off. We want to avoid having to go out halfway to buy more candy, we want to make sure we get stuff the kids actually like, and we need to keep track of what we are pilfering from the fund. So last year we started keeping a log of what we bought, the weather, times of trick-or-treating, what we took, etc.
2009 –
Weather: Clear but coldish. Forcast from www.weather.com
Trick-or-Treat was from 1pm-4pm, kids came to about 5pm
12:05 PM Cloudy 43°F
From W 12mph
1:05 PM Cloudy 42°F
From W 9mph
2:05 PM Cloudy 43°F
From W 9mph
3:05 PM Cloudy 44°F
From W 10mph
4:05 PM Cloudy 45°F
From WNW 6mph
5:05 PM Cloudy 44°F
From W 12mph
We had 4 boxes of king-sized bars (kit kat, snickers, twix, reeses peanut butter cups) and used them all.
Each box was 24 ct
2 peanut butter cups went into the “j-fund”, 1 kit kat bar went into the “k-fund”
We also had 1 box of regular sized caramello bars (36 count) and used 29.
Twix and Reeses Cups were most popular, followed by Kit-Kat.
Twix was probably the more popular of the two, but they were very close.
Snickers were the least popular of the king-sized bars with many kids asking to trade them in for other types. Only 1 kid asked for snickers by name
Kids weren’t given a choice on the caramellos (they were saved until we ran out of other candy) but upon eating the leftovers decided they weren’t very good. (low quality chocolate)
For 2010 trick-or treating is from 2pm-6pm (+1 hour from last year), its on a sunday and the weather is forecast to be high of 50, low of 45 – a bit warmer then last year. So I’m expecting more kids. We ditched the snickers and caramellos this year and went with Butterfingers (what can I say I love them) and peanut butter m&ms. We also doubled up on Reeses and Twix. We purchased an additional 2 boxes of king sized bars. This gives us 6 king sized boxes and 1 regular sized box. I’ll let you know how it goes. 🙂
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 01:54:13 PM »
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So far its going well – Reeses have an early lead as the favorite, but Kit kat and Twix are also doing well.
Some of the kids are asking to trade their candy for others which is fine. I let them do that.
Several have already run away from the house screaming about the king-sized bars – so yay!
right now the temp is 48 degrees but it feels like 52 according to accuweather.com
Kids have been relatively steady since 2pm.
Will try to update again later!
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 03:01:37 PM »
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OK its 3:56, and accuweather says its still 49 degrees, but the sun is shining into my house so it feels more like 80.
By 3pm we were onto the second box of Twix and Reese’s. By 3:30 we were out of Butterfingers (esentially…there is 1 left but I am not giving it up until I have to!) by 3:45 we were out of Kit Kat.
I’m getting a little nervous now, however the flood of kids seems to have died down a little so that is good.
One kids tried to get double treats…gotta watch out for those sneaky ones – greedy little bastard! Another one told me a story about her sister who needed some treats. I asked how I could know she had a sister and her friends backed her up so I gave her one. I had to make some pre-teen boys explain their costumes cause they were everyday clothes….apparently they were characters from video games. Weak but I let it slide.
Interestingly several kids have asked for Hershey’s by name…will have to consider that for next year.
Oct 15, 2010 | General Chit-Chat, Hobbies, Travels |
Saw this at the Mall today – its a window display where the mannequins are being flanked by flying cats. Flying cats in a superman pose to be percise. Not angel type wings either – I would describe them more as seagull wings.
Weirdest Display Ever.
I wish I could tell you the name of the store but their font was so crazy I couldn’t read it. Also I was mesmerized by the flying cats….


I just noticed that the window text in the picture says “Magic Cats”
I need to talk to their Marketing Director…..
Jun 16, 2010 | General Chit-Chat |
PCat sent this in…..not something I would look forward to sitting on!!
“Barbed wire encased in acrylic. Scary toilet seat! The lovely decor at the “7B Ranch” restaurant in Frankston, Texas.” –PCat

Jan 6, 2010 | General Chit-Chat, Media |
Came across this ditty while drying off after a shower.
Now I know where all my aunts live so I think I would like to collect them myself and save on shipping.

Jan 4, 2010 | Bright Ideas, General Chit-Chat |
So I came up with the idea of this website almost 3 years ago, registered the domain name (1/18/2007!!), then did nothing. Then I thought about it again, installed SMF, setup the forums, then did nothing. Then I remembered it, upgraded SMF, installed the template, set permissions then did nothing.
This cycle of laziness continued until tonight when I decided to write my opening post to outline the vision and mission of this website and clear the way for my “blogging” or “bathroom logging”
The basic idea behind this website is that everyone – everyone! – has great ideas in the bathroom, no matter what you are doing in there. I wonder how many times the federal budget has been balanced or cancer has been cured while someone has been doing their hair or taking a crap. The problem with all these great ideas is that once you leave the vortex of the bathroom – poof! – your good ideas disappear.
Enter the internet!! Well not just the internet, but also the means to communicate from anywhere anytime via laptops, netbooks, mobile phones, etc. Now not only can you capture your moments of clarity but you can also post them for the world to see.
So in closing, welcome to my site of in theory genius ideas! Feel free to comment on my posts or share great ideas of your own.
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